Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
james: *puts hand on his hip and stares at the wall* dang, i really just don’t get this post-modernist stuff!
Cats and Tumblr
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
"Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys."