theveryworstthing:

self-conscious little monster gets it’s wish to go to the ball in a beautiful gown, but then begins to worry that no one will ask it to dance.

lazersunfish:

NOTHING BETTER THAN A JELLY-FILLED DOUGHNUT

foodnun:

WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE B*** I WILL THROW AFRICA AT YOU B****

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

tommostar:

AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life

beesmygod:

motherjones:

cheatsheet:

digg:

theweekmagazine:

From KUCB:

A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.

Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.

Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”

Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.

More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway”

This is terrifying.

Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…

They say a picture is worth a thousand fake band names.

BIRDEMIC IS REAL

chosenkat:

a moth for linjers ;w;

supahbeefcakes:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can I make it any more obvious